Garrison Choitz is wearing a very erotic floral-print tank top as he shows a cardboard cutout of Thomas Blake. The cutout’s eyes glow red with LED fury.

Local celebrity Thomas Blake has an ego so fragile that he not only prefaces his own name with “local celebrity,” he categorically declines all spots on roasts. Unless, just this once, it’s the birthday of one of his oldest and best friends in comedy, Garrison Choitz!

Join roast mistress Chace McNinch and panelists Thomas Blake, Good Time Charlie Mulluk, Danielle Rovira, Charlie of Doom, Jon Jacobs, Eli Singleton, and Jonathan Baker as they bring up all the most painful memories of a decade of laughs together!

“Even though they didn’t ask me to go up there because they’re scared, the local ‘comedians’ will finally have to take heed to the kind of hard truths I’ve been telling them since the Obama administration!”

—Todd Anderson, Todd’s Comedy Blog

Tickets are just $15 (buy them here), or for $20 you can stick around for the 9 P.M. High Wire standup show with Good Time Charlie. If you’ve seen Set List: Standup Without a Net, it’s like that but with a different name so nobody gets sued!